Question to PM (QTPM) : Sir, are you happy with your performance in your sixth year as PM?

Answer By PM (ABPM) : I could have done better but I am happy at my pace.

My Question to PM (MQTPM): At your own pace Sir, can you cite few important actions which have mitigated the problems of the common man?

Moderators Answer (MA): No supplementary questions please

QTPM: Sir, when are you going to induct Rahul Gandhi into your cabinet and when will he be the PM?

ABPM: He is very qualified for the post and whenever the party wants him for the post I will give in.

QTPM: Are you retiring soon sir?

ABPM: No question of retiring. I have some work to accomplish till the no retiring.

MQTPM: Sir you are contradicting. Just now you said you will vacate for Rahul and now….

MA: No extended questions please!

QTPM: Sir, don’t you think some corrupt practices have gone into 2 G spectrum sale?

ABPM: If corruption is found we will take action.

MQTPM: Sir, Circumstances and information available are sufficient to nail Mr. Raja but you seem to be defending the corrupt minister.

MA: No unpleasant questions please!

QTPM: When will the prices come down and due to what measures taken?

ABPM: By December inflation will be around 5 % to 6 %.

MQ: Sir, what are your assumptions and why can’t it be otherwise?

MA: No intelligent questions please!

QTPM: On naxal killing and menace your government seems to be only dousing the fire helplessly.

ABPM: i have always insisted that Naxals are the greatest challenge for our internal security.

MQTPM: Your Government Sir spent more resources  and time in debating than putting a swift plan of action to curb the naxals.

MA: No supplementary questions on burning issues please!

QTPM: Sir, you have Mrs. Sonia Gandhi and at home your life partner to manage.

ABPM: I am privileged to have the advice of both who deal with different issues.

MQ: Sir can you cite one decision which you took in the nation’s interest and against vested interest advice?

MA: No insightful question please!

MQ: PM Sir when will the Swiss Stash of $ 1 Trillion be brought back to rid the countrymen of the burden of deficits, debts and high costs?

Moderator and PM: Thank you one and all and the Press conference is declared over!

Thus ended peacefully the great PM’s Press Conference with denials, deferments, promises and skirting of issues ! !